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Dinner Theatre
Sonning Eye, Oxfordshire, England
Masks

Dinner
 

Jazz


25 AUGUST- 27 NOVEMBER 2010

 

Two Into One

Members of Parliament in deep trouble! What a surprise! But here it’s not so much about cheating on expenses and moats, more about cheating on loving and losing.

Richard Willey, MP, is determined to have extra marital relations with luscious and acquiescent Jennifer. Jennifer just happens to be secretary to the Prime Minister. Therefore discretion is needed. Who better to lend a helping hand than George Pigden, a willing Parliamentary assistant, even if he is a bit of a bumbler? Pigden is told to book the lovers into a hotel as Sir and Lady Easter. Simple enough. But it is Noel Christmas who takes over the luxurious suite. Easter, Christmas, what’s in a name?

Throw into the ensuing mayhem a suspicious Hotel Manager, Willey’s wife, Jennifer’s jealous fiancé, a wily waiter and a Labour female dragon of an MP trying to launch her anti-vice bill, and you get the sort of crazy comedy that only Ray Cooney, the certified king of farce, can deliver!

"It is a long time since I heard a theatre laughing with such uninhibited delight" Daily Telegraph

"A giddy confection of mounting misunderstandings and naughty entanglements." Daily Mail

 

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NICK WARING (Edward) Nick is delighted to be back at the Mill, fond memories here include SEPARATE TABLES with Tony Valentine, STRICTLY MURDER, THE WAITING GAME and numerous Gala events. Theatre includes tours of Romeo in ROMEO & JULIET and D'artagnan in THE THREE MUSKETEERS, Konstantin in THE SEAGULL for which he was nominated for the Ian Charleson Award. West End includes Simon Bliss in HAYFEVER (Wyndhams), Backbite in SCHOOL FOR SCANDAL, narrator in UNDER MILKWOOD (Arts), Lord Alfred Douglas in THE TRIALS OF OSCAR WILDE (Gielgud), STAR QUALITY with Penelope Keith (Apollo), Sergeant Trotter in THE MOUSETRAP and Caesar in ANTHONY AND CLEOPATRA with Vanessa Redgrave (World Tour). This year Nick has played Algernon in IMPORTANCE, DOLLS HOUSE and no1 tours of EDWINA BLACK and running around in a dress in CHARLEY'S AUNT. Nick was awarded the “star performance of the year” in 2009 for a tour of THE BUSINESS OF MURDER. Television includes: CASUALTY, HARRY ENFIELD, HOLBY, DOCTORS, LONDON’S BURNING, OUT OF THE PAST. Films: WHEN SATURDAY COMES, MERCHANT OF VENICE, BIG PANTS.

 
  HELEN ARMES (Receptionist) Helen graduated from Guildford School of Acting in the summer of 2009 where she played roles including Anita and Roxanne in LOVEPLAY, Adelaide in NAPOLI MILIONARIA and a member of The Company in the tour of THE SHAKESPEARE REVUE. In theatre she has recently finished working in Venice where she played Elena and Isabella in the show VENEZIA, THE STORY OF VENICE. Earlier in the year she toured THE LADY VANISHES, a play based on the Alfred Hitchcock film of the same name, with Triode Productions. Very recently she appeared at The Mill as Hilda in SPRING AND PORT WINE. Television includes Wendy in THE INBETWEENERS (E4), Clare in YO!DIARY (BBC), and Jordanne in STACEY STONE (BBC).

ELIZABETH ELVIN (Pamela Willey) Elizabeth trained at Arts Educational Drama School. West End and National Theatre credits include: Shirley in SHIRLEY VALENTINE, Portia in THE MERCHANT OF VENICE, Belinda Blair in NOISES OFF, Billie Dawn in BORN YESTERDAY, Olivia in TWELFTH NIGHT, all female roles in Ayckbourne’s INTIMATE EXCHANGES, Adela in World Premiere of Noel Coward’s VOLCANO, Lil in FINGS AIN’T WOT THEY USED TO BE, Titania in A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM, Mavis in STEPPING OUT, Mrs Hardwick-Moore in The LADY OF LARKSPUR LOTION, Fiona Foster in HOW THE OTHER HALF LOVES, Glenda in LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE, SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY, the Porter in MACBETH, the Narrator in THE BELLS with Steven Birkoff and twelve plays in the AGATHA CHRISTIE FESTIVAL! Repertory seasons at Bristol Old Vic, Glasgow Citizen’s, Chichester Festival, Birmingham, Perth, Westcliff and Oldham. TV and Film work includes: Sheree Prosser in HOT FUZZ, Mrs Hallam in H G WELLS – A LIFE IN PICTURES, Queen Bea in BEYOND THE RAVE, Celia in DOCTORS, Bernadette in WICKHAM ROAD, Jane in FOOTBALLERS’ WIVES, Roberta in STATE OF PLAY, FAMILY PORTRAIT, PANDEMIC and THE JULIO IGLESIAS SHOW. Elizabeth has performed in many plays here in Sonning and is thrilled to be back again!

 
  JEREMY GITTINS (Richard Willey) Jeremy Gittins trained at the Guildhall School of Music and Drama. In the West End he has spent seasons with The Prospect Theatre Company at the Old Vic, appeared as Rocky in THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW at The Comedy Theatre, MATA HARI and SOFT SHOE SHUFFLE at The Lyric Hammersmith and ASTERIX at The Arts Theatre. Other theatre includes NOT LATER THAN SIX at The Young Vic, Ayckbourn’s HOW THE OTHER HALF LOVES at both Bromley and Vienna’s English Speaking Theatre, JOKING APART at The Mill at Sonning, and Sondheim’s COMPANY at Oldham’s Coliseum Theatre. Jeremy has toured the UK as Michael in A SLIGHT HANGOVER, Frank N Furter in THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW, Sir William Penn in THE SECRET DIARIES OF SAMUEL PEPYS, and Nick in BEDROOM FARCE for Derek Nimmo. He played Sir Edward Ramsay in THE KING AND I at The London Palladium; Claude Philby in A BED FULL OF FOREIGNERS, and Phillip in RELATIVELY SPEAKING for The British Playhouse Theatre. His film credits include: BLUE LEADER MISSING, THE BITCH, ANNO DOMINI, CRUSH and most recently AS YOU LIKE IT. His television work includes DOCTOR WHO, ANDY CAPP, TALES OF THE UNEXPECTED, FRESH FIELDS, MATLOCK, THE BILLIONAIRE, MASTERS OF THE GAME, BOON, LAZARUS AND DINGWALL, THE UPPER HAND, STUCK ON YOU, THE INVESTIGTOR, CASUALTY, THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT, FOOTBALLERS’ WIVES, NEW TRICKS, EASTENDERS, A TOUCH OF FROST, DOCTORS, and MIDSOMER MURDERS. Jeremy is perhaps best known as the long-suffering Vicar in six series of the popular comedy, KEEPING UP APPEARANCES.

BRIAN GODFREY (The Waiter) Born in south London, Brian comes from a family of variety artistes – his grandmother was leading lady at the Old Surrey Theatre. At fourteen he appeared in I COULD GO ON SINGING with Judy Garland, and film appearances since then have included roles in STAND UP VIRGIN SOLDIERS, A BRIDGE TOO FAR, GANDHI and QUEEN KONG. Television credits include THE KENNY EVERETT SHOWS, UP THE ELEPHANT AND ROUND THE CASTLE, HIDE- HI, A CHANCE IN A MILLION, NEVER THE TWAIN, MINDER and THE LES DAWSON SPECIAL. West End credits include the revue OFF THE PEG, Linus in YOU’RE A GOOD MAN CHARLIE BROWN and Bobby Franklin in RUN FOR YOUR WIFE at the Criterion, Whitehall and Duchess Theatres. He has also played this role in Canada, both Northern and Southern Ireland and on tour in this country with Les Dawson. Other tours include THE MATING SEASON with Sid James, COME BLOW YOUR HORN, IT AIN’T HALF HOT MUM, LET’S GO CAMPING and the Rodgers and Hart musical BABES IN ARMS. He played the Bellhop in a Middle and Far East tour of LEND ME A TENOR for Derek Nimmo. Christmas 2009 was the twenty third consecutive year he has appeared in Pantomime for E&B/QDOS Productions.

 
  HARRY GOSTELOW (Hotel Manager) Harry is delighted to return to the scene of his first paid theatre job, THE RELUCTANT DEBUTANTE, soon followed by RUN FOR YOUR WIFE, OUT OF ORDER, A FOOT IN THE DOOR, POOLS PARADISE, HOW THE OTHER HALF LOVES and JOKING APART. Other Theatre work includes THE DIVER (Soho and Tokyo), THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST (Singapore and Greenwich); PARTY PIECE (Windsor and 2 National Tours); PUNTILA AND HIS MAN MATTI (Almeida, Albery and National Tour); IVANOV (Almeida and Moscow); PINOCCHIO (Lyric Hammersmith); FORTY YEARS ON (Scarborough); as well as three seasons at Shakespeare’s Globe and four summers in Frinton-on-Sea doing Weekly Rep! His Television work includes MISS AUSTEN REGRETS, AFTER THOMAS, EASTENDERS, FOYLE’S WAR and MIDSOMER MURDERS (3 times, always a doctor); and his Film work includes SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE, AKA and SHOOTING FISH. Harry has also directed several national tours for the Jasperian Theatre Company.

SALLY HUGHES (Lily Chatterton/Artistic Director) Sally spent her early years in Venezuela and Argentina and after finishing her education in England, she then trained at The Webber Douglas Academy of Dramatic Art. On graduating she was given her first engagement by John Fernald who directed her in COMING OF AGE. Then followed ARE YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN at The Bush and CATCHPENNY TWIST at The King’s Head Theatre. In 1984 Sally took over the post of Artistic Director of The Mill At Sonning from Peter Egan and has directed and appeared in many of its productions, including DAMES AT SEA (an excerpt of which was included in The Royal Gala Performance in the presence of HRH The Prince of Wales). Most recent appearances include A SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY – THE STORY OF DORIS DAY, TOO MARVELOUS FOR WORDS, both directed by Alvin Rakoff, ALPHABETICAL ORDER and THE HEIRESS, both directed by Anthony Valentine. A few of the plays Sally has directed at The Mill are A FOOT IN THE DOOR, STEPPING OUT, A TOUCH OF SPRING, FRENCH WITHOUT TEARS, very recently the world premiere of MURDER HUNT by Brian Clemens and, most recently, SPRING AND PORT WINE. Sally enjoys a career outside of The Mill and has played leading parts in the BBC series LATE EXPECTATIONS and LAURA AND DISORDER in which she played Wendy Craig’s daughter-in-law. Other TV appearances include: DON’T WAIT UP, KEEPING UP APPEARANCES, BRUSHSTROKES, MULBERRY and KIDNAPPED ABROAD. Sally directed the National Tour of PASTIMES, starring Rosemary Leach and William Gaunt and also directed BAREFOOT IN THE PARK by Neil Simon at the Jermyn Street Theatre in the West End.

 
  LYNETTE MCMORROUGH (Maria) Lynette is delighted to be back at The Mill, having previously appeared in STEPPING OUT, CAUGHT IN THE NET and ONE FOR THE ROAD. After training at the Arts Educational School she joined the Chichester Festival Theatre Company and created the part of Angel Jelly in their original production of the musical FOLLOW THE STAR. She reprised the role in the sequel, MAKE ME A WORLD, and then went to Hong Kong with the company for CYRANO DE BERGERAC and OTHELLO. Her many theatre credits include ONCE A CATHOLIC, COME BACK TO THE FIVE AND DIME JIMMY DEAN, JIMMY DEAN and THE ELEPHANT MAN in the West End; BLITHE SPIRIT at the Lyric, Hammersmith and Derby Playhouse; BREATH OF SPRING and HOW THE OTHER HALF LOVES at Bromley; STEAMING, ROMEO & JULIET, ELSIE AND NORM’S MACBETH and THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST at Worcester; SYLVIA’S WEDDING (written for her by Jimmy Chinn) at Oldham; JOKING APART and SWEET REVENGE at the Theatre Royal, Windsor; and RELATIVELY SPEAKING at Winchester; national tours of SAFARI PARTY, HAUNTED HOTEL, PRESENT LAUGHTER, BRIEF ENCOUNTER, DANGEROUS CORNER, LITTLE WOMEN, THE RAILWAY CHILDREN, GASLIGHT, THE RIVALS, TABLE MANNERS, NOISES OFF, DEATHTRAP, ‘ALLO,’ALLO, DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE, ONE FOR THE POT, I HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE, A MURDER IS ANNOUNCED, THE HEIRESS and STRAIGHT AND NARROW; and with Ray Cooney in his two farces, OUT OF ORDER and IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY on P&O’s 2007 and 2008 World Cruises. Lynette’s pantomimes (as Fairy) include Canterbury, Brighton, Crewe, Redhill, High Wycombe, Hastings, Torquay, Stevenage, Worthing, Poole and Richmond. On television, Lynette is, of course, best remembered as Glenda Brownlow in the original CROSSROADS.

REBECCA REANEY (Jennifer Bristow) Rebecca trained at Birmingham School Of Acting. Most recent theatre includes DH Lawrence’s THE FOX and THE FULL MONTY at The English Theatre, Frankfurt. West End theatre credits include THE MOUSETRAP, BLOOD BROTHERS, FAME, OH WHAT A NIGHT (Hammersmith Apollo), THE ALCHEMIST (Courtyard Theatre) and MUSCLES (Landor Theatre). Other theatre credits include SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN (UK Tour), OH WHAT A NIGHT (European Tour), KISS ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT (Mansfield Palace), BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE, JACK & THE BEANSTALK (Queens Theatre Hornchurch), NOT NOW DARLING, PERFECT WEDDING (The Mill at Sonning), SATIN AND STEEL & CINDERELLA (Lichfield Garrick Theatre). TV & Film credits include DOCTORS (BBC), THE ROYAL TODAY (ITV), THE SECOND QUEST (ITV), INNOVATION NATION (BBC), award winning short film HINDSIGHT (Channel 4), HELLO YOU (Fecund Films), GOOD MORNING (Jellyfielder Films), JUST IMPEDIMENT (LFS), CRIMEWATCH (BBC), MATCH REPORT (SKY 1). Rebecca also appears as the leading lady Kayleene in Sonny J’s music video HANDSFREE.

 
  NICK WILTON (George Pigden) Nick’s career started with winning the Perrier Award in Edinburgh with the revue group Writers Inc. He then spent three years on BBC One’s CARROTT’S LIB, which won a Bafta for Best Live Entertainment programme, and picked up two Sony awards for Best Radio comedy with SON OF CLICHÉ and IN ONE EAR, which both ran for three series on Radio 4. He was in the kid’s TV shows PLAYAWAY, NO.73 and FAST FORWARD and appeared on JACKANORY several times, including reading his own story for their 25th BIRTHDAY celebrations; and yes, he has been in CASUALTY, DOCTORS, HEARTBEAT, THE BILL and EASTENDERS, in which he plays Mr Lister, the Market Inspector. Nick has previously performed at The Mill in A BEDFULL OF FOREIGNERS (twice), BEDROOM FARCE, ABSURD PERSON SINGULAR, CAUGHT IN THE NET and ONE FOR THE ROAD; In The West End he was in the farces DRY ROT and CASH ON DELIVERY and the revue shows NEWS REVUE and THE SLOANE RANGER REVUE; other stage appearances include: National Tours of OKLAHOMA!, OUTSIDE EDGE, and RUN FOR YOUR WIFE; HABEAS CORPUS (Bromley, Exeter and Farnham); NEVILLE’S ISLAND (Watford); ROSENCRANTZ & GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD (Salisbury); ACCIDENTAL DEATH OF AN ANARCHIST (Southampton); a Middle & Far East tour of BEDROOM FARCE; FUNNY MONEY and A BEDFULL OF FOREIGNERS in Singapore & Kuala Lumpur; and OUT OF ORDER and IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY with Ray Cooney on P&O’s 2007 and 2008 World Cruises. This Christmas will be Nick’s 11th consecutive year playing Pantomime Dame – in SLEEPING BEAUTY (Basingstoke). (More @ www.nickwilton.com)

  RON ALDRIDGE (Director) His career as Director/Playwright/Actor has spanned over 30 years. He has directed in repertory theatre, on the London Fringe, at the Edinburgh Festival, in Israel (directing in Hebrew), in Vienna, in the Far and Middle East, on numerous U.K. touring productions and Summer Seasons, and in the West End of London. He has written twelve stage plays, and his three recent comedies, YOU’RE ONLY YOUNG TWICE, IT’S NEVER TOO LATE and THAT’S LOVE have been published by Josef Weinberger Ltd. His one-man play HOVERING was nominated for an award at the ‘97 Edinburgh Festival, and his new one-man play MY DOG’S GOT NO NOSE premiered at the Key Theatre, Peterborough in October 2009. As an actor notable West End appearances have included the lead role in the award-winning CHILDREN OF A LESSER GOD, the long-running comedy RUN FOR YOUR WIFE, FUNNY MONEY’ and THE ODD COUPLE. Television appearances include; MINDER, LONDON’S BURNING, THE BILL, 2.4 CHILDREN, FOOL’S GOLD, NELSON’S COLUMN, EASTENDERS, and Bronco in ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES. He has directed 12 productions at The Mill, and is delighted to be invited back. Productions of several of his plays are currently being presented in Hungary, Israel, Belgium, Germany, Holland and Switzerland.

 
  DOUGLAS HEAP (Set Designer) Douglas Heap was Head of Design at RADA from 1964-1985. During the 1970s he designed several plays for the English Stage Co at the Royal Court, including BOESMAN AND LENA by Athol Fugard, and subsequently all his productions until A PLACE WITH THE PIGS at the NT. In 1983 he designed RUN FOR YOUR WIFE for Ray Cooney and most of his plays since then. He has worked extensively abroad – in Israel, the USA, Denmark, Australia and Spain. His last design for The Mill was CAUGHT IN THE NET.

 
  JANE KIDD (Costume Designer) Jane, who is our Resident Costume Designer, trained in Fashion Design at Berkshire College of Art. She freelanced in knitwear and dress design for five years before joining The Mill as Wardrobe Mistress, and enjoys making a variety of both period and modern costumes of which she has made many whilst at the Mill.

 
  MATTHEW BISS (Lighting Designer) Matthew is currently working as Technical Manager at Norden Farm Centre for the Arts in Maidenhead and is delighted to be invited back to The Mill to light SPRING AND PORT WINE. A few of his numerous previous designs at The Mill, include SEPARATE TABLES, A SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY, DEADLY MURDER, THE ODD COUPLE, HOLIDAY SNAP, THAT OLD FEELING, WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS, LOVE FROM A STRANGER, IF I WERE YOU and I OUGHT TO BE IN PICTURES and SPRING AND PORT WINE.

 
  RAY COONEY (Playwright) Ray Cooney began his theatrical career as a boy actor in SONG OF NORWAY at the Palace Theatre in 1946. He played in DRY ROT and SIMPLE SPYMEN for Brian Rix at the Whitehall Theatre. He then began his writing career including West End hits MOVE OVER MRS MARKHAM, RUN FOR YOUR WIFE, OUT OF ORDER, IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY, FUNNY MONEY and many more. In 1983 Ray formed The Theatre of Comedy Company when he became the first Artistic Director. Ray has been married to his artist wife Linda, for over 45 years. They have two sons. Danny lives in Australia with his wife Astrid and two lovely children, and Michael, who is a successful screenwriter in Hollywood, with his wife Danielle and their two lovely children. Ray’s latest venture is STOP DREAMIN’ – using the music of Chas an’ Dave, which is playing now at Windsor and Guildford prior to The West End. Providing you have a child or grandchild aged 6 to teach you, you can get more information on Ray by visiting www.raycooney.co.uk.  


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Production:
Production Manager -
Joan Farnese
Stage Manager -
James Neal
Chief Electrician -
Nathan Caples
Wardrobe Mistress -
Jane Kidd
Deputy Stage Managers -
Karen Brown & Lottie Cousins
Assistant Stage Manager -
Sky Barnes
Technician -
Emma Malley
Scenic Artist -
Tony Eden
Technical Assistant -
Simon Graves
Wardrobe Assistant -
Evelyn Fidler
Dressers -
Ann Baker, Lynn Hinton,
Catherine Bristow, Terry Bartholomew, Karen Vass
Theatre Production Photography -
Norman Weston